Hoist the colours for a very special episode! Garreth and Tom talk flags, both real world and Springfieldian. Along the way we’ll learn why it’s OK for ducks to be racist (sort of), get some tips on the practicalities of bondage, indulge in some more John Swartzwelder speculation and touch on a certain chemically-enriched cereal. All whilst alienating Australia and Wales and generally giving out about the horrible state of humanity. We’ll be back early next year, and normal service will be resumed with “Bart Gets An ‘F'”! Until then, have a good one!